well i just spit lemonade all over my desk
we ride together
we die together
I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly
I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years
Damn those Terms and Conditions.
|—||Hunter S. Thompson (via barbieandken)|
I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type
I know mine. it’s
this post just got 209348451 times better okay
pick up line: please
“I’ rather burn my leg than have your hand keep touching it.”
Just imagine how it was back when something like a bendable straw was new badass technology.
gay pastel colors